A 5'3 Perspective

The Most Final, Final Exam

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Tomorrow at noon I will officially have completed my Bachelor of Commerce degree. Ironically, my last exam is on forensic psychology, completely irrelevant. Don’t ask me what I was thinking when I picked this one as an elective. Luckily the exam is comprised of only multiple choice questions. If all else fails, pick “C” right? Check this out! Hopefully I have better luck!

Here is a photo found on collegehumor.com of a student you thought to use this logic. Below are his comments from the professor.

“Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.   B is the new C.”

Wish me luck!

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Author: ellepottsie

I'm a five foot three recent commerce graduate and marketing enthusiast. Recently I've noticed that life is a little different when you're closer to the ground, but maybe that is just my perspective!

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